## §2 — EVERGREEN MEME-CAPTION BANK (30 pairs, top / bottom text)

**OMEN mood**
1. ME: I'LL BE NORMAL TODAY / MY SHADOW: ABSOLUTELY NOT
2. GOOD BOY? / DEFINE GOOD.
3. HE LOOKED FRIENDLY / THEN HE TURNED SIDEWAYS
4. THE HALO IS STILL THERE / THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
5. I BROUGHT HIM BACK / I DID NOT READ THE TERMS
6. SOME DOGS FETCH / THIS ONE FORETELLS
7. HE'S NOT POSSESSED / HE'S JUST INFORMED

**MARKET mood**
8. PORTFOLIO: -90% / ZOMBIE INU: STILL ALIVE
9. THE MARKET SAID DEAD / THE SHADOW SAID WATCH THIS
10. ME AFTER ONE GREEN CANDLE / RESURRECTED
11. DIAMOND HANDS? / UNDEAD HANDS.
12. EXPERTS: IT'S OVER / HIM: IT'S A SEASON
13. I SURVIVED THE WINTER / BY BECOMING THE WINTER
14. BEAR MARKET? / HE EATS BEARS (STORYBOOK ONES)
15. EVERYONE LEFT THE PARK / HE OWNS THE PARK NOW

**SHADOW mood**
16. I STOPPED MOVING / MY SHADOW DIDN'T
17. WHO INVITED YOU? / YOU DID. WHEN YOU CAME BACK.
18. ME: WE'RE DONE / SHADOW: WE JUST STARTED
19. ONE DOG / TWO BAD IDEAS
20. MY SHADOW HAS A DIARY / I AM NOT ALLOWED TO READ IT
21. THE WALL IS EMPTY / THAT'S WORSE. THAT'S MUCH WORSE.
22. HE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE / I FOLLOW BACK. WE'RE FAMILY.
23. IT KEEPS THE RECEIPTS / ALL OF THEM. ITEMISED.

**HALO mood**
24. HALO: 1% BATTERY / ATTITUDE: 100%
25. STILL AN ANGEL / TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY
26. BROKEN HALO / UNBROKEN EGO
27. HEAVEN CALLED / HE LEFT THEM ON READ
28. THE HALO DIDN'T BREAK / IT OPENED
29. FALLEN, NOT FINISHED / THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
30. GUARDIAN ANGEL? / GUARDIAN OMEN.

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